Sappy Day
The third Sunday of every October is Sappy Day! That's right, I've invented my own holiday in an attempt to sell more cards. I've taken no pains to fabricate a history to that date, like one might expect a card company to do. But I will urge all young people to make their lovers feel really guilty for not having given them a card on Sappy Day. So don't miss out - join the Sappy Day campaign. Give your special someone a Sappycard on the third Sunday of October. Even if you do nothing else that day, just make sure you buy a Sappycard. Or more than one. Sappycards - buy them. And have a happy Sappy Day!