All shipments will be made within 2 business days of purchase date. Shipping rates based on weight/amount of order.  All shipments made via USPS First Class, Parcel Post, Priority, or Express, according to buyer’s selection.

We use eco-friendly shipping practices. Smaller quantities ship in kraft paperboard mailers. Larger quantities ship in cardboard boxes. Cards may be unfolded but pre-scored for easy folding. Extra space in boxes is filled with paper.  All materials are paper-based, made with post-consumer recycled content, and recyclable.


If you aren’t satisfied for any reason, we accept returns or exchanges up to two weeks from the time you receive your order. Return your items to:

Whiplash Merch
ATTN: FICTILIS/Great Lakes Shirts/Sappycards Returns
4657 Platt Road
Ann Arbor, MI 48108


Sappycards.com does not store any of your personal information. Shopping cart contents are passed along to external third-party payment processing sites Paypal or Google Wallet.

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