014- remind me

When love can be measured
by greetings cards
remind me to kill myself.

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016- I can tell you that

In a lot of ways,
I really can’t stand you.

But I can tell you that.

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017- something about this card

Something about this card
made me think of you.

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018- going to die soon

Not to sound like
you’re going to die soon
or anything, but
I’m really glad
I’ve had the chance
to get to know you.

And if you are
going to die soon,
I’m really sorry.

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019- whatever you want

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(INSIDE)You can make this mean
whatever you want.

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020- the more I know you

I just wanted to tell you…
…that I get the feeling that
if I knew you more
I’d like you more
I mean in general
the more I knew you
the more I’d like you
and that’s not something
that happens very often
I think I mean
the knowing and the liking
and the feeling I’ve got.

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022- things might’ve changed

When I bought this card,
I was feeling good
about our relationship.
But now that you’re reading it,
things might’ve changed.

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023- it’s nearly impossible

It’s nearly impossible
to find a greeting card for you.

Take that as a compliment.

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024- exactly what to say

Sometimes I know
exactly what to say.

This is not one of those times.

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