When love can be measured
by greetings cards
remind me to kill myself.
Not to sound like
you’re going to die soon
or anything, but
I’m really glad
I’ve had the chance
to get to know you.
And if you are
going to die soon,
I’m really sorry.
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(INSIDE)You can make this mean
whatever you want.
I just wanted to tell you…
…that I get the feeling that
if I knew you more
I’d like you more
I mean in general
the more I knew you
the more I’d like you
and that’s not something
that happens very often
I think I mean
the knowing and the liking
and the feeling I’ve got.
When I bought this card,
I was feeling good
about our relationship.
But now that you’re reading it,
things might’ve changed.
It’s nearly impossible
to find a greeting card for you.
Take that as a compliment.