Damn you
for making me say and do
so many things
I would never have otherwise
said or done.
Like this.
$2.50
This card was the only one
among hundreds that didn’t
make me want to vomit.
Kind of like you.
$4
It’s nearly impossible
to find a greeting card for you.
Take that as a compliment.
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(out of print)
I thought of so many things
to do for you
that you would’ve loved.
But I didn’t want it to look
like I was trying too hard.
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I could never imagine myself
buying cards like this.
Then a funny thing happened.
I met you.
Do you ever get
that nagging sense
that we’re kidding ourselves
to think that we could
ever make it together?
Me neither.
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Sometimes, when we’re
walking down the street,
I’ll look at the windows
of the shops as we pass
just to see the reflection
of us walking together.
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I’m glad
you feel comfortable
burping and farting
in my presence.
(Sort of glad.)
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I know you don’t like
to make a big deal
out of things like this.
So I just got you
this card.
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I’m expecting something
to go terribly wrong soon.
Because having you around
is just too perfect.
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You mean so much to me…
…that I’m willing to spend
a few whole dollars
on a greeting card.
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If I knew exactly what to say…
…then I sure as hell
wouldn’t be giving you
a greeting card.
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Sometimes I know
exactly what to say.
This is not one of those times.
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When I bought this card,
I was feeling good
about our relationship.
But now that you’re reading it,
things might’ve changed.
I just wanted to tell you…
…that I get the feeling that
if I knew you more
I’d like you more
I mean in general
the more I knew you
the more I’d like you
and that’s not something
that happens very often
I think I mean
the knowing and the liking
and the feeling I’ve got.
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