071- reasons not to

I can think of a lot of reasons
not to love you.

But I still do (love you).

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062- want to vomit

This card was the only one
among hundreds that didn’t
make me want to vomit.

Kind of like you.

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014- remind me

When love can be measured
by greetings cards
remind me to kill myself.

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003- it bothers me

I love you
and it bothers me.

And the fact that
it bothers me
bothers me also.

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002- if true love existed

If something like true love
existed,

would you really expect it
to fit into a card?

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