I know you don’t like
to make a big deal
out of things like this.
So I just got you
this card.
$4
Someday
you’ll thank this disaster…
…for making you
whoever you’ve become.
$2.50
Damn you
for making me say and do
so many things
I would never have otherwise
said or done.
Like this.
$2.50
If I knew exactly what to say…
…then I sure as hell
wouldn’t be giving you
a greeting card.
$2.50
Sometimes I know
exactly what to say.
This is not one of those times.
$2.50
It’s nearly impossible
to find a greeting card for you.
Take that as a compliment.
$10
(out of print)
When I bought this card,
I was feeling good
about our relationship.
But now that you’re reading it,
things might’ve changed.
Not to sound like
you’re going to die soon
or anything, but
I’m really glad
I’ve had the chance
to get to know you.
And if you are
going to die soon,
I’m really sorry.
$5 (limited)
If you were the last person on
Earth, that would mean
I’d be dead, and you’d have
a stupid greeting card
to remember me by.
$5 (limited)
