024- exactly what to say

Sometimes I know
exactly what to say.

This is not one of those times.

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020- the more I know you

I just wanted to tell you…
…that I get the feeling that
if I knew you more
I’d like you more
I mean in general
the more I knew you
the more I’d like you
and that’s not something
that happens very often
I think I mean
the knowing and the liking
and the feeling I’ve got.

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019- whatever you want

[BLANK FRONT]
(INSIDE)You can make this mean
whatever you want.

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016- I can tell you that

In a lot of ways,
I really can’t stand you.

But I can tell you that.

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014- remind me

When love can be measured
by greetings cards
remind me to kill myself.

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012- a funny thing happened

I could never imagine myself
buying cards like this.
Then a funny thing happened.
I met you.

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009- you’re almost ugly

You’re one of those people
who’s only pretty because
you’re almost …
…you come so close to being
completely repulsive
that the sense of danger
in teetering on that brink
gives your look an excitement
that’s somehow attractive,
like if a butterfly had flapped
its wings somewhere
the moment you were born,
everything might’ve been different
enough to make manifest
your face’s latent hideousness.
Know what I mean?

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004- last person on Earth

If you were the last person on
Earth, that would mean
I’d be dead, and you’d have
a stupid greeting card
to remember me by.

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