016- I can tell you that

In a lot of ways, I really can't stand you. But I can tell you that. Add to Cart

014- remind me

When love can be measured by greetings cards remind me to kill myself. Add to Cart

012- a funny thing happened

I could never imagine myself buying cards like this. Then a funny thing happened. I met you. Add to Cart

009- you’re almost ugly

You're one of those people who's only pretty because you're almost ... ...you come so close to being completely repulsive that the sense of danger in teetering on that brink gives your look an excitement that's somehow attractive, like if a butterfly had flapped its wings somewhere the moment you were born, everything might've been different enough to make manifest your face's latent hideousness. Know what I mean? Add to Cart

007- I had an itch

The other morning I had an itch in the back of my throat and when I scratched it the only way you can those deep-down ones, with muscle contractions at the base of my tongue, for a moment there... ...I tasted you. Add to Cart

004- last person on Earth

If you were the last person on Earth, that would mean I'd be dead, and you'd have a stupid greeting card to remember me by. Add to Cart

002- if true love existed

If something like true love existed, would you really expect it to fit into a card? Add to Cart