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		<title>035- I&#8217;d rather oblige</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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the gesture of giving 
a greeting card.
And I would rather oblige
than think of something better.

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<h4>035 &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;d rather oblige&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
I only bought this because<br />
you seem to appreciate<br />
the gesture of giving<br />
a greeting card.</p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
And I would rather oblige<br />
than think of something better.</p>
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<p>All Sappycards papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
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		<title>030- something always prevents me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something always prevents me

from killing you.

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<h4>031 &#8211; &#8220;something always prevents me&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
Something always prevents me</p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
from killing you.</p>
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<p>All Sappycards papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>028- blah</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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blah blah blah blah

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<h4>028 &#8211; &#8220;blah&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
blah<br />
<span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
blah blah blah blah</p>
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<p>All Sappycards papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>027- thinking about you</title>
		<link>http://sappycards.com/cards/027-thinking-about-you</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to let you know
that I was thinking about you. 
Well, obviously.
(You're probably 
thinking to yourself.)
...why would I send you 
this card if I wasn't 
thinking about you?...
...and what a stupid thing 
to say in a card...
...and even stupider 
to affect stupidity, 
as if that's funny...
Well fuck you then.

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<h4>027 &#8211; &#8220;thinking about you&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
Just wanted to let you know<br />
that I was thinking about you.<br />
Well, obviously.<br />
(You&#8217;re probably thinking to yourself.)<br />
&#8230;why would I send you this card<br />
if I wasn&#8217;t thinking about you?&#8230;<br />
&#8230;and what a stupid thing to say in a card&#8230;<br />
&#8230;and even stupider<br />
to affect stupidity,<br />
as if that&#8217;s funny&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
Well fuck you then.</p>
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<p>All Sappycards papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>023- it&#8217;s nearly impossible</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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to find a greeting card for you.

Take that as a compliment.

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<h4>023 &#8211; &#8220;it&#8217;s nearly impossible&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
It&#8217;s nearly impossible<br />
to find a greeting card for you.</p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
Take that as a compliment.</p>
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$10.00  (out of print)</p>
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<p>All Sappycards papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>020- the more I know you</title>
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		<comments>http://sappycards.com/cards/020-the-more-i-know-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just wanted to tell you...
...that I get the feeling that
if I knew you more
I'd like you more
I mean in general
the more I knew you
the more I'd like you
and that's not something
that happens very often
I think I mean
the knowing and the liking
and the feeling I've got.

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<h4>020 &#8211; &#8220;the more I know you&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
I just wanted to tell you&#8230;<span style="color: #999999;"><small><br />
(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
&#8230;that I get the feeling that<br />
if I knew you more<br />
I&#8217;d like you more<br />
I mean in general<br />
the more I knew you<br />
the more I&#8217;d like you<br />
and that&#8217;s not something<br />
that happens very often<br />
I think I mean<br />
the knowing and the liking<br />
and the feeling I&#8217;ve got.</p>
<p><a class="ec_ejc_thkbx" onclick="javascript:return EJEJC_lc(this);" href="https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?c=cart&amp;i=SaC020&amp;cl=13579&amp;ejc=2" target="ej_ejc"><img src="http://www.e-junkie.com/ej/ej_add_to_cart.gif" alt="Add to Cart" border="0" /></a><br />
$5 (limited edition)</p>
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<p>All papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All orders are packed and shipped using recycled paper materials.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>018- going to die soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not to sound like
you're going to die soon 
or anything, but
I'm really glad
I've had the chance
to get to know you.

And if you are
going to die soon,
I'm really sorry.

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<h4>018 &#8211; &#8220;going to die soon&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
Not to sound like<br />
you&#8217;re going to die soon<br />
or anything, but<br />
I&#8217;m really glad<br />
I&#8217;ve had the chance<br />
to get to know you.</p>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
And if you are<br />
going to die soon,<br />
I&#8217;m really sorry.</p>
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$5</p>
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<p>All papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes. All envelopes are 100% Post-consumer recycled content. All inks are vegetable-based. Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. Packed and shipped using recycled paper.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>014- remind me</title>
		<link>http://sappycards.com/cards/014-remind-me</link>
		<comments>http://sappycards.com/cards/014-remind-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When love can be measured
by greetings cards
remind me to kill myself.

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<h4>014 &#8211; &#8220;remind me&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
When love can be measured<br />
by greeting cards</p>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
remind me to kill myself.</p>
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(nearly out of print)</p>
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<p>All papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes.  Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All inks are vegetable-based.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>012- a funny thing happened</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 17:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could never imagine myself
buying cards like this.
Then a funny thing happened.
I met you.

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<h4>012 &#8211; &#8220;a funny thing happened&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span><br />
I could never imagine myself<br />
buying cards like this.<br />
Then a funny thing happened.</p>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(INSIDE)</small></span><br />
I met you.</p>
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<p>All papers are 100% recycled (mostly 100% Post-Consumer, a few 50% and 30%). Most papers were created using Total Chlorine Free or Elemental Chlorine Free processes.  Series VI papers were created using 100% Hydropower. All inks are vegetable-based.</p>
<p>The background designs of Series I-III are based on minimally retouched photocopies of old book covers, stitching patterns, doormats, and other ordinary items commonly found in basements and dumpsters.</p>
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		<title>009- you&#8217;re almost ugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 03:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>timothy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You're one of those people
who's only pretty because
you're almost ...
...you come so close to being
completely repulsive
that the sense of danger
in teetering on that brink
gives your look an excitement
that's somehow attractive,
like if a butterfly had flapped
its wings somewhere
the moment you were born,
everything might've been different 
enough to make manifest 
your face's latent hideousness. 
Know what I mean?

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<h4>009 &#8211; &#8220;you&#8217;re almost ugly&#8221;</h4>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><small>(FRONT)</small></span>You&#8217;re one of those people<br />
who&#8217;s only pretty because you&#8217;re almost &#8230;<br />
<span style="color: #999999;"><small><br />
(INSIDE)</small></span> you come so close to being<br />
completely repulsive<br />
that the sense of danger<br />
in teetering on that brink<br />
gives your look an excitement<br />
that&#8217;s somehow attractive,<br />
like if a butterfly had flapped<br />
its wings somewhere the moment<br />
you were born, everything might&#8217;ve been<br />
different enough to make manifest<br />
your face&#8217;s latent hideousness.<br />
Know what I mean?</p>
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